LOOK WHO JUST CAME BY IN MY SUPER JEWISH TOWN
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST JEWISH TOWNS EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI AND WE GOT DOOMSDAY PREACHERS AT OUR DOOR
Okay, let’s look through this magazine (which my mom wanted to throw away because THIS CAN’T BE IN OUR HOUSE LOL).
Is that a robot… an Aztec stereotype… aliens… and people jumping for joy?
I… I…. can’t word.
NO ONE KNOWS. WE’LL SEE ON DOOMSDAY.
The inside tries to be feminist, but still belittles women as something to be defended UGH.
OH BUT I FOUND MY NEW OTP
JESUS AND LEPROSY SURVIVOR OTP THEIR HOMOSEXUALITY CAN BE SEEN FROM OUTER SPACE
But oh god, “Medical Alternatives to BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS”? OH NO PLEASE STOP.
Magazine: “If dating is like flying a kite, marriage is like piloting a plane.”
Brother: “YEAH, BECAUSE THEY CRASH MUCH MORE DISASTROUSLY.”
Though I do kind of like this part, because it talks well about abusive relationships, I guess. There’s also a history lesson about Middle Eastern medicine.
Still. asdlkkfj;lasdkfjaf I’M DYINNNGGGGGG