Tennessee Senate Approves "Family Life Instructions Bill"; Declares Holding Hands as a "Gateway Sexual Activity" →
If you’re reading this, Tennessee gets +10 for the phrase “Family Life Instructions Bill” alone.
Sometimes I really hate my state.
i can’t even.
._. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
So…what. Kissing is like a gateway drug now? Wtf.
You might as well line up the next rapists defense in law: ”She kissed me, so she was asking for me to have sex with her, right? It -is- the gateway to sex!”
Oh my god. Seriously, fuck this government.
Posted 1 year ago with 89 note(s)
via: toudou / source: destroythegop
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thecoldifyouweredead reblogged this from their-guardian-sphinx and added:
Just going to file this under painful.
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bessicajach reblogged this from fuckyeahplannedparenthood and added:
At this point, my question is WHAT ISN’T a gateway to sexual activity?
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peachfizztea reblogged this from fuckyeahplannedparenthood and added:
Holding hands is the gateway to sex? It’s like the Tennessee Senate has been replaced by my Indian parents.
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lacarnum-inflamari reblogged this from cata1yst and added:
Oh, yes Tennessee. Because holding hands TOTALLY makes me want to have sex. -facepalm-
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cata1yst reblogged this from pro-choiceproblems
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their-guardian-sphinx reblogged this from admiralboobs and added:
The government right now is like a frantic teenager: they feel like they’re losing control over a lot of aspects, so...
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helltor reblogged this from underhuntressmoon
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mycat-tibby reblogged this from fuckyeahplannedparenthood and added:
Jeez. Even the Duggars are allowed to hold hands when they’re in “courtship” or whatever it is. WTF?
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narcolassie reblogged this from silencetoaster
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thecultofcraze reblogged this from pro-choiceproblems and added:
So, by this time next year, I predict that the teenage birth rate in Tennessee is going to go up. Considerably. Fucking...
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uglyorangecouch reblogged this from pro-choiceproblems and added:
What the fuck, Tennessee.
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downrightsugoi reblogged this from pro-choiceproblems and added:
I thought this was a troll/satire article from a site like the Onion at first.
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adeki reblogged this from fuckyeahplannedparenthood and added:
i…what…..WHAT??
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doctor-ladybutts reblogged this from fuckyeahplannedparenthood and added:
Okay, remember kids, any kind of physical contact with another human being is sexual. Always. So no touching. Actually,...
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blondiefrost reblogged this from sanityscraps and added:
:( This makes me sad because I hold hands with my friends. And my sister. And it’s never been a sexual thing. You know...
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vinegarwilliams reblogged this from invisiblelad and added:
I think seeing a person is a gateway to sex. Should we all gouge out our eyes?
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caramelkite reblogged this from fuckyeahplannedparenthood and added:
oh for the love of I mean REALLY REALLY?
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bitchiamtheswanqueen reblogged this from fuckyeahplannedparenthood and added:
Well, shit. Who in Europe wants me to live with them? I’ll eat your food and perform sexual favors. Applicants from...
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sex-drugs-and-politics reblogged this from fuckyeahplannedparenthood and added:
Jeebus Crisp… Way to go, TN… smdh…
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athenagray reblogged this from fuckyeahplannedparenthood and added:
And so what if it is?! Mind your own damn business, and watch out for your oh-so-innocent kid sneaking out at night.
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invisiblelad reblogged this from sanityscraps and added:
Further evidence that the Tea Party was really just focused on “fixing the economy”…
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